We have two eyes and just one tongue, which means we need to look twice and talk once...
We have two ears and just one mouth, so we need to listed more than we talk...
We have two hands and one stomach, so we need to work twice as much as we eat...
We have two major brain parts, the left and the right, and one heart, so we can think twice, but love only one.
Isn't it amazing that are body parts remind us how to live...
JESUS and SATAN compete on the computer.
They started encoding, they did every known job, reports, emails, attachments and downloads. But before the time was up, power failure came. Satan cursed. Jesus just sighed. When electricity was back,Satan lost every single thing he had done but Jesus begun printing all his files. Satan shouted you Cheated! Jesus just smiled. HE did what Satan don't know JESUS SAVES! :)
Destiny belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams and have courage to pursue it. Don't stop when you are tired stop when your done.
Love organizing party of any kind, but I really love most if it’s a surprise party.The most surprise party usually is the Bachelorettes Party /Bridal Shower.This is the most valuable or last party ever of a single lady who will be married soon. Spending time with her girlfriends, having lots of beers and of course the famous is the games for the bride to be and her guest.
I complied some of the most commonly used games for the ladies and soon to be BRIDE…
Enjoy and be ready for HOT GAMES…
WHERE THE TOILET -TAILORED WEDDING DRESS
A wedding dress made out of toilet paper? Why not? Have a ball with your girlfriends and play this all-time favorite bridal shower game.
What you need: 4 to 6 rolls of toilet paper, a box filled with jewelry, shoes, gloves, belts and hars.
Divide the bride's friends into two groups. Each team will get two or three toilet paper rolls and will choose one member to be the model. given limited time, the girls must fashion a sexy wedding dress iut of toilet paper, but they can scour the box for accessories to chic up the look. Once the time is up, the bride will vote for the sexiest dress.
THE BRIDE SCAVENGER HUNT
The bride -to-be is about to say farewell to her super fun nights us a single babe. Warning: The bride-to-be has to be game enough to do the tasks required!.
What you'll need:
Price for the bride
a camera
car (to ring you from one bar to another)
a list of things to do or find during the party.
Come up with dares that the bride has to take during the shower: kiss the first guy to walk in the bar, take photo of urinals, and ask men to open a pack of condom and blow u the condom, and wave them for all the people to see! Take photo as the bride gamel accomplished her kinky tasks!
PASS THE RING
A naughty toy like a vibrator is a bridal shower must have. To spice up this particular game, use condom instead. Its vibrating ring is guaranteed to bring earthshaking fun.
What you'll need: condom, vibrator and cd player.
Ask everyone to sit in a circle. Open the condom and switch on the vibrating ring. Tell the bridesmaids to pass it around as the music plays. When the music stops, the guest holding the vibrating the ring is out o the game.
THE HUBBY-TO-BE QUIZ
How well does the bride-to-be know her future spouse? Quick! Use the trivia game to find out if she really does know everything about her fiance from his sports preferences to his randy needs and his favorite position in bed.
What you'll need: a prize for the bride.
Before the party, ask the groom a series of questions, ranging fro the wholesome (his fave NBA tam) to the naughty (his fave make out moves) to the extremely naughty (his pleasure points- the parts of his body that are really sensitive to her touch). As the bridal shower, ask the bride the answer to these questions. hopefully, she gets at least half of the answer correct!
THE CONDOM QUEEN
With this kinky game, you'll find out who plays with love gloves the most.
What you'll need:
condom
raw banana
lubricant jelly
Before the game, unwrap the condoms. Position unrolled condom on the tip of each banana. During the game, divide the bridesmaid in equal teams and hand each team a banana-condom combo. put a dollop of lubricant jelly into the palm of ach participant's dominant hand. This way, she can smoothly and easily unroll the condom down the banana then roll it up back again. Then, she hands the banana to teammate who will repeat the same procedure. The fastest team wins!
HIT THE PENIS PINATA
Remember how you used to look forward to children's parties because of games like "pabitin" and "hit thee palayok"? relieve the old times and play this game with your girlfriends - only this time, it's way, way naughtier.
What you'll need:
a customized penis shaped pinata chockfull of goodies, like candies and one-peso coins. You can also add additional condoms.
a pole or stick
blindfold
shots of vodka or tequila
After installing the penis pinata, blindfold the bride-to-be and ask to drink a hot of vodka or tequila. With the pole in hand, turn her around three times, then let her attempt to hit the pinata. If she misses, the bridesmaid will take their turns until one of them successfully hits the pinata.
WHAT IS THIS NAUGHTY THING
Just informed - or green minded - are your quest? this name-the-item game will surely answer that questions.
What you'll need:
items with textures like a squishy ball, metal rod, hairy toys, penis candle, wrapped hot dogs.
bag
pens and paper
Place all items inside the bag, seal it, and pass it around the group. each will feel the items and write down her guesses. everyone will have a blast figuring out what each contraption is - they may even have a harder time guessing some of the items correctly. The one with the most correct guesses wins the bag.
PIN-UP THE HUNK
A crowd favorite, this game will definitely elicit the sequels and the giggles.There's nothing like a poster of a hunk to geet the girls in a randy mood.
What you'll need:
a poster of a hot hunk
cut-out body parts
scotch tape or double adhesive
blindfold
Prior to the game, tape the poster on the wall. The first player, completely blindfold, must head straight to the wall to tape her designated cut-off body parts. The girl who has taped the cut-out on the right of the poster wins.
CHOCOLATE CONDOM PLEASE
What can be more tempting than chocolate and condoms?
What you'll need: Chocolate fudge bars and condoms
Each bridesmaid gets a fudge bar and an unwrapped condom. The first person to fit her chocolate fudge bar inside the condom wins!
THE ULTIMATE BRIDAL BINGO
End your bridal shower with a bang by holding the Ultimate Bridal Bingo.
What you'll need: Bingo cards.
Before the bridal shower, prepare the bridal bingo cards. Instead of the usual numbers on the bingo cards, write down wedding-related items (for example: Column B has all the "PRe-Nup Requirements" and the items isted in this row could be: pictorial, taste, test, scouting for venue, or Column I is all about the "Favorite Honeymoon Destinations" and listed in this row could be places like Boracay or Bali). The first person to complete a horizontal or vertical line and shout "BINGO" wins the prize.
HAVE YOU OWN OWN PENIS CAKE
Remember: A bridal shower isn't complete without a penis cakes available in select kinky shops.
What you'll need:
two penis cakes
cake toppers
whipped cream and icing
condoms
Divide the bridesmaids into two teams ask them to decorate a penis cake with the available cake toppers and condoms. after 15 minutes, ask them to display the decorated cakes and let the bride-to-be decide on the winning penis cake.
THE BIG BULB TRUTH OR DARE
Bridal showers won't be complete without this classic, super challenging game. Think your cliqu is up to task?
What you'll need: condoms, pieces of paper small enough to fit inside the condom.
Write down the truth and dare options on pieces of paper. Put each paper in their own blown up condom - a bulb shape that's sure to be the party's main attraction. Ask each of the guest to choose a condom baloon, pop it, and do the truth or dare.
We have two eyes and just one tongue, which means we need to look twice and talk once... 
LIFE is a dance,
WHERE THE TOILET -TAILORED WEDDING DRESS
THE CONDOM QUEEN
WHAT IS THIS NAUGHTY THING
HAVE YOU OWN OWN PENIS CAKE
