Thursday, September 24, 2009


Destiny belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams and have courage to pursue it.
Don't stop when you are tired stop when your done.

LIFE is a Dance

LIFE is a dance,
sometimes we lead,
sometimes we f0llow,
don't worry about what we don't now what's important is
WE LEARN AS WE GO.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

3 THINGS

3 THINGS

3 things in life when gone never come back.

TIME, WORDS and OPPORTUNITY

3 things in life that should never be lost.

PEACE, HOPE and HONESTY.

3 things in life that are most valuable.

LOVE, FAITH and PRAYER.

3 things in life that are never certain.

DREAMS, SUCCESS and FORTUNE.

3 things in life that makes a person.

HARDWRKING, SINCERITY and COMMITMENT.

3 things that can destroy the person.

LUST, EDIRP and REGNA.

3 things that really constant.

CHANGE, DEATH and GOD.



Wednesday, September 9, 2009

HOT GAMES - Bachelorette Party


......HOT GAMES.......

Love organizing party of any kind, but I really love most if it’s a surprise party. The most surprise party usually is the Bachelorettes Party /Bridal Shower. This is the most valuable or last party ever of a single lady who will be married soon. Spending time with her girlfriends, having lots of beers and of course the famous is the games for the bride to be and her guest.

I complied some of the most commonly used games for the ladies and soon to be BRIDE…

Enjoy and be ready for HOT GAMES…



WHERE THE TOILET -TAILORED WEDDING DRESS

A wedding dress made out of toilet paper? Why not? Have a ball with your girlfriends and play this all-time favorite bridal shower game.

What you need: 4 to 6 rolls of toilet paper, a box filled with jewelry, shoes, gloves, belts and hars.

Divide the bride's friends into two groups. Each team will get two or three toilet paper rolls and will choose one member to be the model. given limited time, the girls must fashion a sexy wedding dress iut of toilet paper, but they can scour the box for accessories to chic up the look. Once the time is up, the bride will vote for the sexiest dress.



THE BRIDE SCAVENGER HUNT

The bride -to-be is about to say farewell to her super fun nights us a single babe. Warning: The bride-to-be has to be game enough to do the tasks required!.

What you'll need:
  • Price for the bride
  • a camera
  • car (to ring you from one bar to another)
  • a list of things to do or find during the party.
Come up with dares that the bride has to take during the shower: kiss the first guy to walk in the bar, take photo of urinals, and ask men to open a pack of condom and blow u the condom, and wave them for all the people to see! Take photo as the bride gamel accomplished her kinky tasks!



PASS THE RING

A naughty toy like a vibrator is a bridal shower must have. To spice up this particular game, use condom instead. Its vibrating ring is guaranteed to bring earthshaking fun.

What you'll need: condom, vibrator and cd player.

Ask everyone to sit in a circle. Open the condom and switch on the vibrating ring. Tell the bridesmaids to pass it around as the music plays. When the music stops, the guest holding the vibrating the ring is out o the game.



THE HUBBY-TO-BE QUIZ

How well does the bride-to-be know her future spouse? Quick! Use the trivia game to find out if she really does know everything about her fiance from his sports preferences to his randy needs and his favorite position in bed.

What you'll need: a prize for the bride.

Before the party, ask the groom a series of questions, ranging fro the wholesome (his fave NBA tam) to the naughty (his fave make out moves) to the extremely naughty (his pleasure points- the parts of his body that are really sensitive to her touch). As the bridal shower, ask the bride the answer to these questions. hopefully, she gets at least half of the answer correct!



THE CONDOM QUEEN

With this kinky game, you'll find out who plays with love gloves the most.

What you'll need:
  • condom
  • raw banana
  • lubricant jelly
Before the game, unwrap the condoms. Position unrolled condom on the tip of each banana. During the game, divide the bridesmaid in equal teams and hand each team a banana-condom combo. put a dollop of lubricant jelly into the palm of ach participant's dominant hand. This way, she can smoothly and easily unroll the condom down the banana then roll it up back again. Then, she hands the banana to teammate who will repeat the same procedure. The fastest team wins!



HIT THE PENIS PINATA

Remember how you used to look forward to children's parties because of games like "pabitin" and "hit thee palayok"? relieve the old times and play this game with your girlfriends - only this time, it's way, way naughtier.

What you'll need:
  • a customized penis shaped pinata chockfull of goodies, like candies and one-peso coins. You can also add additional condoms.
  • a pole or stick
  • blindfold
  • shots of vodka or tequila
After installing the penis pinata, blindfold the bride-to-be and ask to drink a hot of vodka or tequila. With the pole in hand, turn her around three times, then let her attempt to hit the pinata. If she misses, the bridesmaid will take their turns until one of them successfully hits the pinata.


WHAT IS THIS NAUGHTY THING

Just informed - or green minded - are your quest? this name-the-item game will surely answer that questions.

What you'll need:
  • items with textures like a squishy ball, metal rod, hairy toys, penis candle, wrapped hot dogs.
  • bag
  • pens and paper
Place all items inside the bag, seal it, and pass it around the group. each will feel the items and write down her guesses. everyone will have a blast figuring out what each contraption is - they may even have a harder time guessing some of the items correctly. The one with the most correct guesses wins the bag.



PIN-UP THE HUNK

A crowd favorite, this game will definitely elicit the sequels and the giggles.There's nothing like a poster of a hunk to geet the girls in a randy mood.

What you'll need:
  • a poster of a hot hunk
  • cut-out body parts
  • scotch tape or double adhesive
  • blindfold
Prior to the game, tape the poster on the wall. The first player, completely blindfold, must head straight to the wall to tape her designated cut-off body parts. The girl who has taped the cut-out on the right of the poster wins.



CHOCOLATE CONDOM PLEASE

What can be more tempting than chocolate and condoms?

What you'll need: Chocolate fudge bars and condoms

Each bridesmaid gets a fudge bar and an unwrapped condom. The first person to fit her chocolate fudge bar inside the condom wins!


THE ULTIMATE BRIDAL BINGO

End your bridal shower with a bang by holding the Ultimate Bridal Bingo.

What you'll need: Bingo cards.

Before the bridal shower, prepare the bridal bingo cards. Instead of the usual numbers on the bingo cards, write down wedding-related items (for example: Column B has all the "PRe-Nup Requirements" and the items isted in this row could be: pictorial, taste, test, scouting for venue, or Column I is all about the "Favorite Honeymoon Destinations" and listed in this row could be places like Boracay or Bali). The first person to complete a horizontal or vertical line and shout "BINGO" wins the prize.

HAVE YOU OWN OWN PENIS CAKE

Remember: A bridal shower isn't complete without a penis cakes available in select kinky shops.

What you'll need:
  • two penis cakes
  • cake toppers
  • whipped cream and icing
  • condoms
Divide the bridesmaids into two teams ask them to decorate a penis cake with the available cake toppers and condoms. after 15 minutes, ask them to display the decorated cakes and let the bride-to-be decide on the winning penis cake.



THE BIG BULB TRUTH OR DARE

Bridal showers won't be complete without this classic, super challenging game. Think your cliqu is up to task?

What you'll need: condoms, pieces of paper small enough to fit inside the condom.

Write down the truth and dare options on pieces of paper. Put each paper in their own blown up condom - a bulb shape that's sure to be the party's main attraction. Ask each of the guest to choose a condom baloon, pop it, and do the truth or dare.



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Love Quote of the Week

From today, love expressions will be posting text quotes every week. If you have one you'd like to share, please feel free to send it to us at loveexpressions143@gmail.com. If you would like credit for your work, please let us know :)

Now on to this week's quote...

This message was rumored to have become popular in a prominent all girl's school in the Metro sometime during the year 2000. The original recipient was a student of that school who, realizing that it was a unique message created especially for her by her beloved, was overcome with joy and shared it with everyone. The message goes:

tell me to leave and i'll stay even longer,
tell me to let go and i'll hold you tighter
tell you hate me and i'll love you much better
tell me this love's only for now and i'll make it forever

Send it to your special someone.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Why MEN are never depressed

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED ?

Men Are Just Happier People.What do you expect from such simple creatures ?

Your last name stays unchanged. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans just take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President but never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can also wear 'NO shirt' to a water park.


Car mechanics tell you the truth.


'The world anywhere is your urinal. You never have to drive to another fashion store because this one was visited by someone whom you know. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character & maturity. Wedding dress is just Rs. 5000. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 60 seconds flat. You know stuff about armour tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one briefcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your absent minded' friend.


Your underwear is Rs. 300 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays to its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades, perhaps for life. You only have to shave your face.

You can play with toys all your life. Your car is an example. One wallet and one pair of shades - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

That's HER!



When a GIRL is quiet...

millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing...

she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full
of questions ...
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine
' after a few seconds...
she is not at allfine.

When a GIRL stares at you...
she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest...
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday...

she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says "I love you"...

she means it.

When a GIRL says "I miss you"....
no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Girls live by these sayings:

Life only comes around once. Make sure u
spend it with the right person .

Find a guy...
who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who...
kisses your forehead.
wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
holds your hand in front of his friends.
is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

turns to his friends and says, "That's her!"